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I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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