Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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