yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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