i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I looked at my own cervix.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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