sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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