her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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