this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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