I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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