ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
be right there i have to get my cape
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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