she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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