Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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