google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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