If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
And the cops told us we were all naked.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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