Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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