Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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