Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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