Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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