something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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