If i come over, it means nothing
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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