I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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