dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
sick fucks of a feather flock together
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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