For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You can't motorboat a personality
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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