Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
