Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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