your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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