Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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