i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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