My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
its not stalking. its research.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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