addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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