Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize