Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
