All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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