Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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