she was so not down for the gang bang
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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