38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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