..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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