I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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