Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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