I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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