I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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