you guys were way drunker than both of me
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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