so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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