Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
there was a trapeze. enough said
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
this will be a night to untag.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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