so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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