Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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