I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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