'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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