So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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