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it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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