Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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