please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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