glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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